Fun Wedding Vows

Music:

Wedding party: Walks down aisle in pairs.

Groom: Walks down aisle with his mother.

Official: Who raised this fine man to become a loving husband?

Groom’s mother: I did, and his father helped.

Bride: Walks down aisle with her father.

Official: Who raised this fine woman to become a loving wife?

Bride’s father: Her mother did, and I helped.

Official: You’re done searching, done wondering,

Who U would bring, to your wedding.

He asked U out, U had your doubts,

U worked it out, even found a house.

U took some time, to shop around.

Then said let’s stop, and settle down.

U said we’ve got to tie the knot.

And ready or not, it’s time we do that.

Official: If anyone has any reason that this couple should not live happily ever after,

Please speak now before it is too late.

Audience: Silence.

Music:

Official: Are the couple ready to say their vows?

Couple: Yes!

Official: Following each line that I read, please exchange these vows together.

Couple: I promise to, be honest to,

And nice to U, and true to U.

When I might cry, U make me laugh.

U will always be, my better half.

In perfect health, with first-class wealth,

Or pretty healthy, and fairly wealthy.

To have and to hold, ‘til we get too old.

I give U my heart, ‘til we fall apart.

While others may, suggest divorce,

We’ll find a way, to stay the course.

And give many smiles, to any child,

Even if we did, have fifteen kids.

Bride: (That count includes, some grandkids too.)

Couple: Today’s top news is: I choose U,

And what is true is: I luv U, I do.

Official: Do U, FillintheBlank, promise to FillintheBlank to be as good of a wife as U can be?

Bride: I do!

Official: Do U, FillintheBlank, promise to FillintheBlank to be as good of a husband as U can be?

Groom: I do!

Official: Are U ready for your rings?

Couple: Yes!

Ring bearer: Puts rings on the groom’s and bride’s wedding fingers.

Official: Now on your fingers, 2 wedding rings.

You’ve gone from flings, to long-term things.

Because your mouths, have said your vows,

Your lips right now, should kiss your spouse.

Couple: Kiss.

Official: I now pronounce U husband and wife.

If anyone has any reason to believe that these 2 should live happily ever after,

Please applaud them now before it is too late.

Audience: Applauds.

Official: I now present the newlyweds Mr. FillintheBlank and Mrs. FillintheBlank.

Wedding party: Walks up aisle in pairs.

Couple: Walks up the aisle together.

Audience: Exits the room and greets bride and groom.

Everyone: Lives happier ever after.